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A cowboy, who just moved to Wyoming from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each one in turn. When he finishes them, he comes back to the bar and orders three more.

The bartender approaches and tells the cowboy, "You know, a mug goes flat after I draw it. It would taste better if you bought one at a time."

The cowboy replies, "Well, you see, I have two brothers. One is in Arizona , the other is in Colorado . When we all left our home in Texas , we promised that we'd drink this way to remember the days when we drank together. So I'm drinking one beer for each of my brothers and one for myself."

The bartender admits that this is a nice custom, and leaves it there.

The cowboy becomes a regular in the bar, and always drinks the same way. He orders three mugs and drinks them in turn.

One day, he comes in and only orders two mugs. All the regulars take notice and fall silent. When he comes back to the bar for the second round, the bartender says, "I don't want to intrude on your grief, but I wanted to offer my condolences on your loss."

The cowboy looks quite puzzled for a moment, then a light dawns in his eyes and he laughs.

"Oh, no, everybody's just fine," he explains, "It's just that my wife and I joined the Baptist Church and I had to quit drinking."

"Hasn't affected my brothers though."

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Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:30 pm
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:teehee:

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Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:39 pm
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Post Re: One For the Baptists...
This probably isn't worth of it's own thread, but my uncle sent it to me and I snickered...

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I really was pissed off when I lost out on winning the VFW Trivia Quiz by one point.


The question was, "Where do women mostly have curly hair……?"





Apparently the correct answer is Africa.


I shamed him, for I would have gotten it right. :lol:

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Wed Mar 17, 2010 11:43 am
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Maybe someone ought to create a random musings thread so I can just post bullshit...
Totally irrelevant, but while walking into WalMart Hell earlier, there were a couple spring break girls walking toward the store in the parking lot. They obviously had more than a few flattering comments, as they were strutting like a pair of peacocks on a catwalk. I was just thinking to myself "They evidentally don't know they're fat..." when a lady backing up in a SUV stopped well short of them- Like, 15 feet or better- Then I realized they had set off her parking sensor while she was backing out.



I'm still laughing.

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Kinda like a sticky on a Joke Thread. Sounds good. Wanna make this one it?

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Post Re: One For the Baptists...
Sure. Oh, wait. I got nothin'. :teehee:

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02 WS6 TA wrote:
Maybe someone ought to create a random musings thread so I can just post bullshit...
Totally irrelevant, but while walking into WalMart Hell earlier, there were a couple spring break girls walking toward the store in the parking lot. They obviously had more than a few flattering comments, as they were strutting like a pair of peacocks on a catwalk. I was just thinking to myself "They evidentally don't know they're fat..." when a lady backing up in a SUV stopped well short of them- Like, 15 feet or better- Then I realized they had set off her parking sensor while she was backing out.



I'm still laughing.



so far, the lack of a specific thread hasn't slowed you down. :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: :teehee:

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Oh dayum...You went dur. :tard:

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Done!

Wow. I've not lost my groove after all! :teehee:

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Wed Mar 17, 2010 6:16 pm
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eb86jli4w


It is work safe, btw. Damn, this is funny.

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so; a guy walks into a bar. everyone laughed at him.
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02 WS6 TA wrote:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eb86jli4w


It is work safe, btw. Damn, this is funny.


These are similar. Simple, but effective, and I can't help but laugh when people fall down.





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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I think I just split my pants! :lol:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8


:teehee:

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this made me giggle

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Hey Hill, that kind of looks like you around the 40-49second mark...
And gotta love the dude at the end who peeks around then climbs in too.

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Barack Obama got out of the shower and was drying off when he looked
in the mirror and noticed that he was white from the neck to the top of his head.

In a sheer panic and fearing he was turning white all over,
he called his doctor and told him what had happened.
The doctor advised him to come to his office immediately.
After an examination, the doctor mixed a concoction of brown liquid,
gave it to Barack, and told him to drink it all.

Barack drank the concoction and said,
"That tasted like bullsh*t!"

"It was." the doctor replied, "You were a quart low."

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Subject: ain`t it the truth


George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.

While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil
tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is finished the
devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him
a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she is
finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she
writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to
call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the whole country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call."

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LMFAO :D

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